I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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