Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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