so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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