I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
