I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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