I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You've changed since you got that strap on
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