found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
