That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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