Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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