I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I think your dad took our porno
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He? As in you personified your dick?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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