do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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