you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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