Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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