i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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