is wine microwaveable?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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