Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I smell like Dick and happiness
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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