you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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