Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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