Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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