I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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