you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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