I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
It's not a walk of shame if you run
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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