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I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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