I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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