I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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