if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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