8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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