is your mom at the bar?
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Randomize
