I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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