the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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