so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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