Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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