dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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