I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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