This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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