he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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