did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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