i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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