fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I cannot find my penis.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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