It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
