it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize
