I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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