Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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