'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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