Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
