making cat noises will not fix the situation.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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