bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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