i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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