The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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