i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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