You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I love black thongs
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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