whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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