I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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