Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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